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The Squat and the Hover Quotes
Alan Harper: [about Walden drinking] Is this about your ex-wife?
Walden Schmidt: No.
Alan Harper: Walden.
Walden Schmidt: Maybe.
Alan Harper: Walden.
Walden Schmidt: Yes.
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Alan Harper: We need to get your mind on something else. …
This was the first episode in the minds of many that showed any evidence of the old spark. It has not yet come back to the Sheen days but what they actually did showed that …
Talking of this week’s episode of Two and a Half men is like trying to awaken the dead. That sounds scary. Ouch! Yeah, but it’s the truth. The show is still dead without Charlie and …
Former Two and a Half Men star Charlie Sheen and Warner Bros Television have settled their lawsuit involving the actor’s dismissal in March.
In statement, sources confirmed that all parties involved including the actor, the Television …
Nine Magic Fingers Quotes
Alan: I was wondering how you would feel about me having an overnight guest.
Walden: I thought you were the overnight guest.
There was a general feeling amongst fans that the ‘Two and a Half Men’ that this episode highlighted a slight hole that left some asking about Charlie. Some are of the opinion that ‘People Who …
Big Girls Don’t Throw Food Quotes
Jake: Did you know that Walden made his first million before he was 19?
Alan: How many zeroes in a million, Jake?
Jake: M-I-L-L-I-O-N. One!
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Alan: Charlie was my brother. He loved having …
People Who Love Peepholes Quotes
Walden: (after waking up on the deck naked) Do you remember anything?
Alan: Uh, we went to a liquor store, and then we came back here.
Walden: Then we went skinny dipping.
Alan: Right, …
Recent premiere of Two and a half men was watched by Charlie Sheen. The resources confirm that he has abandoned drinking and has decided to put an end to his marriage. At the premiere he …
First time in the history, Two and a Half Men’s rating reached the exceptional high ratings of 28 million viewers. The assets confirmed that the first debut of Ashton Kutcher was reported at 27.8m and …
Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt Quotes
Walden: Guess what? I had sex with two girls last night.
Alan: Great. I masturbated and cried myself to sleep.
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Alan: I’d like to take a moment to talk about my …
